Sympathy!!!!!!!

Two friends visit a temple

Seeking blessings in ample

While returning they see a mendicant

Dressed in raggged but salubrious

One of them aids him by giving money

But the other feels this is dopey!

They walk into the park

Welcomed by song of lark

A gimpy fortune teller surpasses them

The other guy called him

He asked about his future

But the teller caused his heart to rupture

The guy dint hassle

He gave the money and walked distressed

His friend japed him by the words of the teller

But the guy dint care and moved further

He felt in his heart " No matter the teller hurt me but i aided a gimpy person"

" But my friend gave alms to a otiose human"

Miseries in XXX women college chennai

This post is to bring forth to you about the miseries faced by the women pursuing graduation in a college in chennai. The college resembles the name of a famous temple in Madurai. Usually any college would ensure a summer vacation for two months April and May. But believe me, it is not the case here. The students are forced to work for the college authorities. The following is an incident which happened there. A man wanted his daughter to pursue her education in that college. As a result he came there to enquire about the admission procedures. The scene which he saw shocked him!!!.

"The people who were distributing application forms, clarifying the doubts raised by the applicants, verifying the filled-up forms..etc were none other than students of the same college!!!. It seems that the college authorities have taken this move considering the fact that these women need not be paid. Anybody violating the orders of the college are mercilessly punished". The man who came for enquiring the admission procedures returned dazed!!. I would like to include one more incident to accentuate about the punishments given to the students.

"A student was caught red-handed for speaking using mobile phone in the rest room. The college authorities decided to punish her. If you think that the punishment was asking her to call her parents or physically tortured or some other punishment pertaining to that individual then you are absolutely wrong!!!. Do you know what the college did???. They simply locked all the rest rooms!!!!!!. Such a sadistic institution!!. So my dear people, i would like to admonish one thing. By the clue given by me i hope you might have guessed the college. So please avoid your daughter from pursuing graduation in this college. I also hope that the government takes stringent action to put these miseries to an end........

World's Best Gambler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think are the ways to earn an amount of two thousand crores???. Many would agree with me if i say to invest some amount say about one or two or ten or probably hundred crores in business and then wait for a decade. But can you believe that just one RUPEE is enough to earn that amount???????. It happened in the case of our Gujarat CM. Having rejected the proposal of starting Tata industries by the government of the West Bengal, the Gujarat CM grabbed the opportunity and messaged Mr. Tata at the cost of a rupee. This laid the foundation of a two thousand crore project in Gujarat. There are numerous advantages in this project. It cuts down the unemployment and boosts the economy of the state. I do think that the Gujarat is one of the fast developing states of India. The state's CM is also taking innovative steps for the prosperity of the state. Hats off to you Sir!!!!! May your good work be everlasting!!!!!!!!!!

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Ray awards 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dear people i'm very proud to announce the awards this year to the following categories........

BEST DRAMA AWARD: The award goes to Airtel Super Singer Junior Season 2. What an amazing performance by them!!!!. The words spoken by the contestants after they won prizes created an artificial sympathy which enlightened the viewers. At the end of each round when the contestants cried i really felt for them because they acted so well which made me think that this was the search of next Kamal Haasan!!!!. The crew was very careful in their approach of hiding the real winner but some loop holes which were unnoticed by them gave me the news that alka was the winner some six months ago!!!!.

BEST ACTOR AWARD: The award goes to Shravan and Srikanth jointly. Both knew pretty well that they were not even worth of going to the top 10 but came to the finals. Somebody has misguided Shravan that waving the hands while singing would make the song perfect and he too followed it blindly. Srikanth who doesn't even know the compositions of songs made it to the third place surpassing the useless Roshan and Nithyashree (Compared to Srikanth politics they are indeed useless!!!! I mean it). When compared to these two of Shravan and Srikanth, Shravan gets this award because of his actions while singing. Great legends like Hariharan and KJ Yesudas will have to beg before him to take lessons from him. (This might happen).

BEST ACTRESS AWARD: The award without a doubt goes to Malgudi Subha. I feel she is the only judge who doesn't deserve to be one. She is a perfect copy cat of the other two judges. Without establishing herself as a well known singer she has the guts to comment about others. Hats off to you Ma'am. Next time you come please make sure that you are a well known singer!!!!!

BEST INTELLIGENCY AWARD: This award is worth only to one person. That is the production executive of the Vijay TV Super Singer Junior season 2. According to me an intelligent person is one who befools groups of people. That person really fooled the entire Tamil nadu easily!!!!. Having selected the winners long back he/she just minted money by making the public vote for their favourite contestants. The people too wasted money, time etc....... hats off to you sir/madam. You are the most intelligent in the world.

BEST FOOLS AWARD: I dedicate this award to all the fools who voted for their favourite contestants. Not knowing that it was a preplanned drama the people saw it and voted thereby losing time and money. Many did not know that they are not going to get anything from the super singer crew. They are the real fools. I feel so so sorry for you people!!!. It's a humble request from me that please dont get fooled next time.

Revenge!!!!!!!!

A boy who got just 80 percent in his tenth standard approached a famous school named ABC to do his higher secondary education.

"Sir can i pursue my schooling here?"

" Hey are you joking??. You have got only 80 percent. Our school is producing state first and second for the past five years. We want only toppers with percentage range 95 plus. Only they can get us a good name and fame. So the admission is rejected for you. Sorry!!!"

The guy got so angry and he decided to take revenge. He joined a government school completed schooling worked very hard and after few years he passed out the IAS exam successfully. He was appointed as the collector of Sivagangai. He arranged a meeting for all the plus two students of the government schools of his district and explained his incident with the principal of ABC school. He kindled the flame of determination of the students. As a consequence of that the students worked very hard in the board exam. One day the plus two results were announced. The newspaper headlines read as follows " ABC school surrenders to Sivagangai government school as top three ranks of the state bagged by the sivagangai government school" The principal of ABC school was shocked!!! He also found out that collector was none other than the student whom he sent out few years back!!!!. Thus the collector proved the principal wrong. Government schools gained importance since then.......

Who deserves more Credit????????

Few decades back a famous singer came to a radio station to sing a song. There a young boy was present. The singer asked the person over there as who was that boy. The person calmly replied that the boy was going to play Keyboard for the singer. Conversation between the singer and the little boy

" Hey do you know what music is?"

" Yes sir, I have started learning it"

" Have you heard my songs before?"

"Yes sir"

" Sing one of my hit songs"

The boy did sing very well but unfortunately he committed a small mistake so he got a knock on his head.

Today

The singer's comment "There is nobody in the world who is not a fan of my songs and it was because of my knock on his head this boy came up in life and he made it to the oscars. "

The little boy's comment " All praise be to God"

Who deserves more credit??????

Oh! By the way the little boy was A.R.Rahman and the singer was T.M.Soundarrajan